Royal Family, can you give us 5mins?

Hey!

Its been a long time since i last blogged in my avenue of communication with myself.This blog shall re-ignite the good old days of me, communicating with my inner thoughts. Anyway to my faithful readers out there, recently, 3 of my friends went to this "Comedy Zone". Its being held at the Raffles Hotel's Jubilee Hall.

".. So.. how many tickets?"
".. You, me, karen,and nicky right?"
"... so that's 4 lah.. ok.. so who is going to book?"
** both shifty eye stares**
"".. warrau.. my credit card bill, this month very shiong.. "
"ok ok, i ask nicky to book lah"

Therefore on 1st Apr, coincidentally April Fools' Day, we have booked tics to this 1st ever comedy performance of my life in Singapore. A toast to that, i must say.

"..ok. i think i should park at Swissotel, not sure if there are parking lots at the other side..."
:... hmm u decide ba. u r the driver, i dunno anything about parking.."

Being the old corny me i replied
"...ok, we park at your residence there lah"

Slice of coldness invaded the car, but nevertheless, we laughed. Shortly after, we reached the Swissotel car park, parked and hopped over to the Raffles Hotel. Being the old me, without confirming theright destination, we "stormed" the front entrance, pass by the grand chandelier, up the 6 flight of stairs..THe next thing we knew.

we got greeted by hundreds of fans whom flanked the hotel corridors since the afternoon. Eager, the fans are, in expectancy of our arrival. Saw a couple of loyal fans and signed several autographs wif markers. We laid our charming smiles as we waved to the flashing cameras and paparazzi that were amongst the crowd.

No LA!(jesteress, something familar?)

the truth is, as we walked on to the 3rd floor, the slower we walked, the more doubtful we got.

"Is this the right place?.. though we got strong legs, but a bit too much steps right?"
"uhh. not sure leh, ahh, there's a staff, we'll ask him where is the Jubilee Hall?"

The next thing we know, we are scrambling downstairs, trying to follow the staff, whom politely ushered us downstairs.

THe comedy was funny, if not for the 2 guys whom clapped ultra hard, the four of us would have enjoyed the show even further. The comedy was 1.5hrs long, so by the time the comedy ended, Karen and I were famished and could swallow down a cow. The hard part would be to locate and hunt down one. Anyway, the four of us made our way down to LPS and we had an amatuer 'valet parking' service. The logic is simple.. here it goes

LPS Valet Parking Service
1. U drive along LPS, with the "i am hungry and looking for a parking lot" look.
2. U will get spotted by the p/t parking attendant.
3. Depending on availabilty, the PPA will look for one for u and direct u in.
4. After u park the car, the PPA now assists u in hunting for seat. Enough said.
5. PPA now strips and changes into a shop assistant and shows u the menu.
6. U order from him out of gratitude food

Food was A-ok, just that me and my friend ate fast, can't finish the nasi goreng and the Fishball nooodles respectively(Thanks for pointing out). Can't remember what did cynthia had..(what did u eat arh, cyn?)

Can't remember what did nicky had..(what did u eat arh, nicK?")

Ok, here comes the better part of the night...**drum rolls**(Duracell Bunny Version)

COsy Bay
The four of us decided to proceed to Cosy Bay have drinks. Upon going thru extreme hunger and followed by extreme filled tummy, getting the best of both worlds, made us can't think.

Waiter 1 : "WElcome to cosy Bay, Table for how many, sir?"
Waiter 2 : "WElcome to cosy Bay"
Waiter 3 : "WElcome to cosy Bay"
Waiter 4 : "WElcome to cosy Bay"
Waiter 5 : "WElcome to cosy Bay"
Waiter n : "WElcome to cosy Bay"

We were warmly greeted by the exclusive welcome address by the waiters, though not much wind was there at the time, cold jokes might make it better. Upon taking our seats, we were being showed the menu and supposed to order some drinks.

Waiter 83: "What would u like to have..?"
(at this point in time, we were still chatting and not ordering)

"... Hmm can u give us 5 mins to decide?"

Waiter 83 nodds and took 3.5 steps back, which made the below stated formula true:

Old Distance between table and waiter 83 = 1m

Assuming 3.5 steps back = 1m,

therefore , New distance of Waiter 83 to the table = 1m + 1m = 2m

Perhaps there was some miscommunication or something, the four of us exchanged stares and decided to order something quick. In the end, we ordered 2 Jugs of Heinikien and we merried till the outing concludes.

Splendid outing! Will Blog again.

Laterz,
Mingquan